So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7107

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6158
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 82
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Emeralds Found: 4266
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9312 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Farms Harvested: 687

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Magic Items Found: 1310 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Alien Abductions: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Crops Grown: 7831
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • 🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server

    Crafty Malaysian Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a virtual world that’s even more exciting than Malaysia! Why settle for the real deal when you can join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers in the jungle, building your own towering skyscrapers, and battling dragons in the Nether?

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a Malaysian rainforest – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is full of hidden treasures and secret passages just waiting to be discovered. And forget about dealing with pesky mosquitoes and humidity – here, the only thing you’ll be sweating over is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    So why waste your time exploring the real Malaysia when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of building a giant statue of a durian fruit, you’ll never look back!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Ores Mined: 3264 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Gods Slained: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 498 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChocoMilkBandit

    ChocoMilkBandit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

    Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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