lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 2108 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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