lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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