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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Ores Mined: 3799 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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