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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found: 3967 Holy Grails Found: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 115
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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