join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Crops Grown: 4323 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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