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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Meteorites Collected: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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