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Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3069	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	164	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magic Items Found:	4926	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3840
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Animals Bred:	73
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1376
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	218	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	2462	Emeralds Found:	7912