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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8237 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
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