Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1172 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Farms Harvested: 694 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Enchantments Applied: 111
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Villages Defended: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Star Shards Collected: 288
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Mines Excavated: 4549
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Buildings Constructed: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Animals Bred: 55
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Buildings Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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