Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
New Chunks Explored: 404719 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Animals Bred: 149 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Crops Grown: 3214 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Towns Built: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Farms Harvested: 953 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7167
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Zombie Dances: 0 Farms Harvested: 201
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 162
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3497
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 8795 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Enchantments Applied: 149

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 508565
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 New Chunks Explored: 130760
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Enchantments Applied: 166
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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