Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 1535
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 6508 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ores Mined: 3696
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Mines Excavated: 2971
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 9454
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 127 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1497 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1588

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ores Mined: 1584
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Star Shards Collected: 220
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Dimension Hops: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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