This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5005 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 4942 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 125 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
