Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Smart Girls Minecraft SMP

advanced degrees, Communication, compatibility, dating advice, direct approach, egalitarian dating, Girls, High IQ, hyper-masculine, initiating dates, intellectual conversations, intelligent women, like-minded individuals, Minecraft, non-chads, non-traditional, open-minded, relationships, Smart, smart girls, smp, subtle hints, Successful Relationships, suggesting activities

Are you tired of being surrounded by non-smart girls who just don’t get you? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the smartest of the smart girls hang out! With IQs in the 120s and 130s, these girls will actually understand your jokes and appreciate your intelligence. Plus, they’re more open to non-chads and won’t judge you for not being a hyper-masculine fake!

But wait, there’s more! These smart girls will actually help you set up dates by suggesting cool places to meet and fun activities to do. They might even ask you out themselves because they’re just that confident and awesome. So if you’re looking for a refreshing change from the typical Minecraft SMP drama, come join us and meet your intellectual match!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mom’s BF Must Go Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, Minecraft, moms, Mother Daughter, pervert, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing peeking into your private moments is the creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, just like the moment when your mom’s boyfriend accidentally walked in on you and your girlfriend getting cozy. But don’t worry, on our server, you can throw pillows at anyone who dares to invade your personal space! And if things get too awkward, just teleport away to your girlfriend’s house like a pro. So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crops Grown:	1153
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

aita, ambiguous, BLONDE, culture, damaging, Dark, Difference, england, ethnic, family, Harmless, joyous new year, London, Longterm, mixed race, names, Nickname, overthinking, Race, racialised, Ramin Navroz Smith, russell, Rustom Parvez Smith, School, Siblings, SIL, son’s names, South Asian, Twins, victorious hero, Westernised nickname, white British, white name, Wife, WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ParentalMoochMover-Minecraft SMP

budgeting, career development, early adulthood, financial independence, financial responsibility, Household budgeting, independent living, living expenses, money management, moving out, parental support, ParentalMoochMoverMinecraft, part time job, personal finance, Renting a place, Saving for a deposit, saving money, self-sufficiency, side hustle, smp, Transition to Adulthood, young adult

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and dreams of independence? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, wacky characters, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous villagers start a dance party in your mine shaft. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a herd of llamas decides to crash the party and take over your kingdom. Anything can happen in our SMP, and that’s what makes it so darn exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with a taste for destruction. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your boring life in your parents’ basement. Adventure, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyMisinfoMaster

Beliefs, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, CraftyMisinfoMaster, critical analysis, critical thinking, Deception, fact-checking, false information, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation awareness, misinformation detection, misinformation spreaders, Propaganda, Psychology, skepticism, social media, Trust, Truth

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and misinformation in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where misinformation is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you come across a player who is convinced that pigs can fly in Minecraft. Instead of correcting them, you join in on the fun and start a pig flying competition! Who knew misinformation could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter players who swear they’ve found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, or that they’ve tamed a dragon and ride it to battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time arguing with strangers on the internet when you can join our server and embrace the chaos of misinformation? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ADHD & Risky Business

adhd, behavior disorders, biological link, brain development, Business, cognitive function, genetic factors, genetic variations, genetics, Hereditary, impulsive decision-making, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, neurobiology, predisposition, Psychiatry, research, Risky, risky behavior, study, Traits

LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

Automate, Chaos, continents, Country, creativity, custom avatar, diverse biomes, Fun, grow and cook, island state, Islands, java, making, mechanical machinery, Mods, modular tools, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, stack based spellcasting, Unleash, Vanilla, Whitelists

Power of Creation Minecraft Server

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Location	UK

The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18 or older to join.
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in the UK.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
Can players create their own countries or islands on the server?	Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	200	Enchantments Applied:	245

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What the Frick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

”Stable Minecraft SMP Diffusion General”

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Welcome to the Mal0 Monday Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting for the bravest adventurer to claim it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to have your house filled with chickens or your crops replaced with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb every screenshot. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child safety, child supervision, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Values, leniency, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NieceCraft, parenting, Server, sibling dynamics, swearing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KidnappedSisLOL

apology dilemma, attachment issues, bedtime routine, bratty behavior, discipline struggles, Disneyland trips, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, homecoming dress, kidnapped child, KidnappedSisLOL, long-term effects, mother-daughter relationship, pampered child, parenting challenges, princess behavior, sibling rivalry, spoiled kid, stepsibling issues, stepsister drama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mines Excavated:	3673	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	492139
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ores Mined:	8335
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.