Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ores Mined:	6811	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	2836	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9996
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	393683

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block Breakup Bonanza

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Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

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OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCancerCureServer

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for Tappy Minecraft Server?

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Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	821422	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fairkor Rebirth Minecraft Server

Advancements Pack, Anarchy, Automines, city builders, Cross-Platform Play, discord chat, discord server, Donata, dynamic map, Griefing, minecraft chat, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, privates, responsive administration, Russian, Survival, teleports, Top played time, tps, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

The purest vanilla

Fairkor has:

❤️ Vanilla Survival

❤️ Stable TPS

❤️ Cross-platform play support with Bedrock version

❤️ Whitelist

❤️ Designed discord server

❤️ Linking Minecraft Chat to Discord Chat

❤️ Dynamic map

❤️ Top by played time

❤️ BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack with item rewards disabled

❤️ Responsive administration

Fairkor does not have:

❌ Automines, weddings, privates, teleports, warps, 1000lvl items and herobrine (we are not sure about the last one)

❌ Donata

❌ Wipes

❌ Mods

❌ Pseudo-vanilla datapacks and plugins

❌ Anarchy, griefing

We are waiting for true fans of vanilla, city builders, car farms and megaprojects

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VoltaicMC: Where semi-vanilla is basically just a fancy way of saying no sprinkles on ice cream

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Voltaic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/cannons-golden-cover/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Version	1.21.1
Server Address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server Website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

FAQ:

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating community bonds.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A worldwide player base so there are always people online.
A safe world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in-game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice in-game!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close-knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chill Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the weather is always a perfect 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and a chance of diamond showers! No more shivering in the cold, just warm and cozy pixel paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4157
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.