Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	4940
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2459	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	237869
Dimension Hops:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Players Killed by Monsters:	6447
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Runes Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Towns Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	4297	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	5012
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	93/600	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	3378	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4497
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7