Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.
Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 401 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 4883 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 629 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
