Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 114 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
