Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Server Type | 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted |
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| Server Version | 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired) |
| Addons | Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames |
| Player Base | Dedicated player base + Fun events |
| Economy | Diamond economy |
| Rules | Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc… |
Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.
A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.
A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.
A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4646 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
