Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Villages Defended: 15
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Creepers Gone Wild

    Creepers Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

    With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Potions Brewed: 196

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

    Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mines Excavated: 3168

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3571 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

    Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3743
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

    Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

    And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

    Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

    But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Runes Activated: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 788
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

    CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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