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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7294 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 64 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.