Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY