Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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