Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ores Mined: 4798
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 4008
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Crops Grown: 4896

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Runes Activated: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6453 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1845
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Dimension Hops: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 69 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5725
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Farms Harvested: 989
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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