Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 212 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

    Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

    2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

    3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

    4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

    5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

    6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

    7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

    8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Farms Harvested: 161
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

    Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Ores Mined: 7241 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

    Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 92 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

    Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

    Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

    Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

    Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

    But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

    Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!
    Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Alien Abductions: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Magic Items Found: 1021
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ores Mined: 3421
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

    Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Animals Bred: 54
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

    ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server
    Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

    Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

    Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

    But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 9551
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Potions Brewed: 87 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

    PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

    Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Runes Activated: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

    And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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