BoomerSlang Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3642	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9995
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Animals Bred:	87
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5018	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	2572	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Animals Bred:	132

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1748
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	2984	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.