Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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