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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1270 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
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