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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1634 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 5584 | Emeralds Found: | 297 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
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