Are you tired of feeling like a nonpassing tranny in real life? Do you wish you could just be normal and fit in? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!

Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Buildings Constructed: 15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dimension Hops: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 104 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

    Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

    Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

    And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

    Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

    But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

    CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Mines Excavated: 3495

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Ores Mined: 4469 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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