BoomerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of feeling like a nonpassing tranny in real life? Do you wish you could just be normal and fit in? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!

Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9208	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2831
Farms Harvested:	146	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyBullyz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.