Are you tired of feeling like a nonpassing tranny in real life? Do you wish you could just be normal and fit in? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!

Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9009
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 118 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 226 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 267 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3489

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

    Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mines Excavated: 1199
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 8920
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

    Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

    And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

    Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

    But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 250
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

    CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magic Items Found: 4207

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

    RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

    Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Farms Harvested: 846
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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