Are you tired of feeling like a nonpassing tranny in real life? Do you wish you could just be normal and fit in? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Want to be a pink unicorn with rainbow wings? Go for it! Want to build a giant castle made entirely of cheese? No problem!

Escape from the struggles of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to feeling like a social outcast or ugly! Let your creativity run wild and have a blast with other players who are just as quirky and fun as you are. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be whoever you want to be in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Farms Harvested: 935 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2377 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3071 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Runes Activated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

    Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

    Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

    And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

    Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

    But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6028 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

    CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 431
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 438 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

    RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Zombie Dances: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

    Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1475 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Emeralds Found: 4888
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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