Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

    Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Animals Bred: 48 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 5110

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PuppyVacayNoWay

    PuppyVacayNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

    Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

    So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3445 Villages Defended: 8
    Ores Mined: 6813 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Chimeras Created: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyPoundsLost

    CraftyPoundsLost
    Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

    Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Emeralds Found: 5018
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server
    u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 New Chunks Explored: 940856
    Enchantments Applied: 196 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

    KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

    you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

    if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 46 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

    Deep Sea Tubeworms Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

    but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

    join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Gods Slained: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DupeLeo

    DupeLeo

    DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • cojis galaxy

    cojis galaxy

    A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Animals Bred: 40 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

    Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]
    Server Name The Sildaris Wilds
    Version 1.20.1
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    Overview

    Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

    FAQ

    What is the theme of the server?

    The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

    What can players do on the server?

    Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

    Are there any upcoming updates or events?

    We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

    Is there a unique economy system on the server?

    Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Animals Bred: 111

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Country Doctors Minecraft Server

    Country Doctors Minecraft Server
    Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Animals Bred: 167
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • EvilCrafters United

    EvilCrafters United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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