Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
Falling into the Void: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Magic Items Found: 1337 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Dimension Hops: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Dimension Hops: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Potions Brewed: 39 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 7680
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5300 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Mines Excavated: 3489 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 271
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6586 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Mines Excavated: 3930 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Crops Grown: 8313 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Ores Mined: 1193 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 285117 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Animals Bred: 107
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6522

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Animals Bred: 192 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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