Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Zombie Dances: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Farms Harvested: 805 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP

    Helped Poor Children In Uganda Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fight off zombie hordes to save poor children in Uganda! That’s right, every creeper you kill helps feed a child in need. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

    NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

    Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroCraft Drama-Free Zone

    BroCraft Drama-Free Zone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen! We’ve got adopted siblings, bio siblings, and a fiancée who’s obsessed with making everyone feel like they were robbed of their rights.

    Join us and witness the epic showdown between a bio daughter and an adopted daughter who won’t take any nonsense. Will they be able to coexist in this crazy Minecraft world? Only one way to find out – join our server now! And remember, only kids think everyone should feel the same, so embrace the chaos and have a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL

    DreamCraft: Build, Explore, LOL
    Do you dream of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or perhaps building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave. Or challenge your friends to a game of pig jousting on top of a flying dragon! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within our server’s secret dungeons. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    KharkivCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can be like Ukraine and reclaim territory from da evil Russian regiment! We got crazy battles, explosions, and u can be da hero of Kharkiv Oblast! Join now and show dem Russians who’s boss! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we cool like dat. Don’t miss out on da action, join now and be a part of dis epic adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Animals Bred: 134
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7440
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan

    CraftyZelensky’sVictoryPlan
    come join dis minecraft server where we will unveil our own victory plan to dominate da virtual world! zelensky himself will be there to guide us to success, but only if our partners (aka other players) help us out! we will conquer all da realms and build da most epic structures u have ever seen! don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and be part of history in da making!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun

    Geothermal Gooey Frackin’ Fun
    Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where we got ultra-deep fracking for LIMITLESS geothermal power, bro! We got the Laboratory of Experimental Rock Mechanics up in here, showing us how to crack open that semi-plastic, gooey rock at supercritical depths like it’s no big deal. We’re talking water flowing through like a freakin’ waterfall, man!

    You wanna harness the power of the Earth’s core in Minecraft? Well, you better hop on this server and start diggin’ deep, ’cause we ain’t playin’ around with no surface-level stuff here. We’re all about that extreme mining life, baby!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fracking your way to unlimited geothermal power! Who needs solar panels when you got a whole freakin’ volcano under your feet, am I right? Let’s get crackin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1244
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server

    OTFHEE | Vanilla Minecraft server
    ✌ Hey buddy! Are you ready to dive into the world of Minecraft, where there are no boundaries or limits? Welcome to OTFHEE – a vanilla server that is cooler than all the others!

    ☄ We have a really epic world here – 30 million blocks in both directions, and all this is available for your adventures. Fly, build, explore – do whatever you want, bro! ☀ We don’t have wipes, so all your achievements will stay with you forever.

    ✧ Few rules, complete freedom of action, no unbalanced donations. Forget about “pay to win” – everything is fair and transparent with us. And most importantly, the server is free! ✧

    ☞ Come, feel like a real survival master and build your ideal world without restrictions! ☜

    We are waiting for you at OTFHEE! You will definitely like it! ♡{。^◕‿◕^。}

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5747
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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