yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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