yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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