yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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