yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Holy Grails Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Buildings Constructed: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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