yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Void Armor Forged: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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