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Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	865752	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

active realm, Arena, Conflicts, Discord, Etheria, expire, Faction, Factions, Join, Land, Life, Link, LOSE, members, Message, plot of land, Politics, pvp tournaments, Ready, Sleep, smp, Social, territorial conflicts, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Wars

Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Potions Brewed:	115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2280	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Towns Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	517500	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!