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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 113 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9996 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
