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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8265 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
