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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9390 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 105 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
