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CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Gods Slained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

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Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	198	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1508	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Votes:	9050	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Magnetic Field Madness

Anisotropic scattering, effects, field, Geometry, LOFAR, madness, magnetic, magnetic field, observations, puzzling, solar radio burst

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	1333	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	587
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16