Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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