Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Mines Excavated: 3980 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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