Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

    Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

    Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

    In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

    So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

    CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Crops Grown: 8338

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Dimension Hops: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 236

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyHolocaustHavoc

    CraftyHolocaustHavoc
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Build C3PO in Minecraft

    Build C3PO in Minecraft
    yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

    Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

    NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and netanyahu as our admins, they speak in the chat and make epic announcements like “israel vows lethal retaliation against iran” but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight like a true warrior and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. plus, our secret underground base is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mirror Maze Mania

    Mirror Maze Mania
    LOL come join dis server where all da mirrors be used cuz we be lookin fly af all da time! U wanna see urself in a mirror dat someone else already seen? well dis da place for u! We got mirrors for days, yo! Join now and see ur reflection in a whole new way! Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

    World of Wackiness RP – The Server Where Everything is Broken But Hilarious!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Races and Factions
    The Imeris Entente 👑
    The Wildchoir 🌳
    Cities
    Azuverde 🏝️
    Hythe 🏰
    The World 🗺️
    An enormous custom map, populated with over 50 unique wildlife mobs, gorgeous biomes dotted with strange ruins and interesting vistas.
    Role-Playing 🎭
    As a roleplay server, you will be playing a character of your own design! Pick from our various races and classes.

    How To Join:

    Join our Discord server here, or via the join tab of our website. Information on each of the races can be found there as well!

    Read our Rules

    Fill in our short application

    Get Whitelisted, then download the modpack and resource pack

    Play!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the BWRP Minecraft server about? The server is a role-playing server utilizing the Mod Figura where players form characters and tell immersive stories in the world of Nebelloren.
    How do I join the server? Join the Discord server or visit the website and follow the steps to fill out an application, get Whitelisted, and download the necessary mods.
    Are there specific rules for playing on the server? Yes, you can read the rules on the website to understand the guidelines for behavior and interaction on the server.
    What races and factions are available in the game? There are two main factions, The Imeris Entente and The Wildchoir, each made up of different races such as Dwarves, Elves, Humans, Orcs, Halflings, and more.
    What cities can players explore in Nebelloren? There are two main cities, Azuverde and Hythe, each with its own unique characteristics and cultures.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server

    Work Ethic Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where players have the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta! Imagine mining for diamonds with the determination of a Saiyan warrior, or building epic structures with the power of Super Saiyan strength.

    Join us and witness epic battles between players as they unleash their inner Saiyan powers to conquer the land. You’ll never know what crazy power-ups or transformations you might unlock while exploring our server.

    So come join us and see just how strong you can become with the work ethics of Goku and Vegeta. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Saiyan master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

    Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos
    Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LazyLoot Minecraft Server

    LazyLoot Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

    And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

    BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

    🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

    😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

    💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

    Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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