Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
New Chunks Explored: 388545 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

    Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 60 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

    Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 135 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

    BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3541 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

    MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession
    LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

    Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Falling into the Void: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 272

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

    To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

    Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

    Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Magic Items Found: 6495 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

    So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

    OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8384 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CreepyCrafters

    CreepyCrafters
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Chimeras Created: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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